If you’re not one to support the hot cause with your wrist, why not show off the lost causes?

If people ask, just give them a blank stare until they walk away. Quickly.

All available from Archie McPhee.

Sins Wristbands

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Quick: when the Enterprise sends a landing team down to the planet surface, how do you tell who is not going to beam back up to the Enterprise?

If you said the “guy I don’t recognize,” you’re partially right. The complete answer would be the “guy I don’t recognize wearing the red shirt.”

Expendable

Available from. . . Think Geek, of course.

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By day, he was Penrod Pooch, a mild-mannered janitor at the local police station. A quick jump into a filing cabinet, and he shot out of a trash chute into the dumpster, where the Phooeymobile was parked. Hong Kong Phooey and Spot, his police cat sidekick, emerged to fight crime in the city.

Hong Kong Phooey only lasted one season on Saturday cartoons — yes, back when cartoons were only aired on Saturdays — and he had a few disappointuing cameos in the Laugh-a-Lympics. It was years until I would hear about HKP again, when a good friend of mine announced that he was going to get a Hong Kong Phooey tattoo. He never went through with it, by the way.

Hong Kong Phooey, Number One Super Guy

Available via 80’s tees.com.

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Tokyo Flash Watches

Written by Shaun in Clothes

I’m on a big watch kick. I have no idea why. I can’t imagine going back to a watch with a thin strap any more.

Some friends were looking over my recent holiday photos and remarked that a watch I was wearing looked like a house arrest bracelet. That bad!

Tokyo Flash watches combine big with geek. And free shipping if your order is over 10,000 yen (about US$100)!

Tokyo Flash watches

Available at Tokyo Flash.

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